[newlydead r2] day 6 - santa

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[at some point, probably by early afternoon, santa may decide to go find junpei for the meeting they've arranged... his dressing room door is cracked open and he is on the floor with his darkened tablet balanced on his outstretched legs, upper body leaned against the back wall, head drooped. cups and wrappers and chairs and discarded vests are scattered liberally in various states of crumpledness and there are some dents and stains on the walls in a way that could be a tantrum but could just be college boy. by the grace of god it doesn't smell too musty...yet.

he doesn't stir when santa approaches]

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[jinglebros]

[ Santa taps his head and gives him a humorless smile. ]

Wham.

[unexpectedboner]

[sits back, heavily]

[jinglebros]

She didn't do it on purpose, of course.

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.........

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...

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..................

...Okay.

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....

You've got something on your mind.

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There's a lot of somethings happening right now, directly after a bunch of other somethings. I kinda wish nothing would happen for a while.

[jinglebros]

You're telling me. Shit. Even good crap happening is almost too much!

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Since when was anything good happening?

[jinglebros]

Hehehe... this morning?

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What part of that was good?

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Sure you won't get jealous if I tell you?

[unexpectedboner]

Why would I be jealous of you?

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Ow, that hurts.

[ Santa flips his collar down to reveal at least one hickey. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[raises an eyebrow]

Well, well! Guess you and ~Corrin~ hit it off?

[jinglebros]

Why do you always say his name so fucking weird? It's actually a little more complicated than that.

[unexpectedboner]

Looks like things went pretty smooth to me.

[jinglebros]

Sure it went smooth. It's just that Niles was involved too.

[ Santa sits back in his chair and starts laughing weird. ]

When did my life come to talking to you about this shit?!

[unexpectedboner]

[raises both eyebrows]

Wish I knew. Not keeping Akane up on all your conquests?

[jinglebros]

That's hella creepy. She's my sister, she doesn't want to hear about this.

[ Pause, bristles. ]

And it's not a conquest!

[unexpectedboner]

So, you were the conquest?

[jinglebros]

No!!!

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I don't think...

[unexpectedboner]

How can you not know? You were there, weren't you?

[jinglebros]

But now you're saying weird things and confusing me! Stop that!