[newlydead r2] day 6 - santa

[unexpectedboner]

[at some point, probably by early afternoon, santa may decide to go find junpei for the meeting they've arranged... his dressing room door is cracked open and he is on the floor with his darkened tablet balanced on his outstretched legs, upper body leaned against the back wall, head drooped. cups and wrappers and chairs and discarded vests are scattered liberally in various states of crumpledness and there are some dents and stains on the walls in a way that could be a tantrum but could just be college boy. by the grace of god it doesn't smell too musty...yet.

he doesn't stir when santa approaches]

Comments

[unexpectedboner]

What part of that was good?

[jinglebros]

Sure you won't get jealous if I tell you?

[unexpectedboner]

Why would I be jealous of you?

[jinglebros]

Ow, that hurts.

[ Santa flips his collar down to reveal at least one hickey. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[raises an eyebrow]

Well, well! Guess you and ~Corrin~ hit it off?

[jinglebros]

Why do you always say his name so fucking weird? It's actually a little more complicated than that.

[unexpectedboner]

Looks like things went pretty smooth to me.

[jinglebros]

Sure it went smooth. It's just that Niles was involved too.

[ Santa sits back in his chair and starts laughing weird. ]

When did my life come to talking to you about this shit?!

[unexpectedboner]

[raises both eyebrows]

Wish I knew. Not keeping Akane up on all your conquests?

[jinglebros]

That's hella creepy. She's my sister, she doesn't want to hear about this.

[ Pause, bristles. ]

And it's not a conquest!

[unexpectedboner]

So, you were the conquest?

[jinglebros]

No!!!

...

I don't think...

[unexpectedboner]

How can you not know? You were there, weren't you?

[jinglebros]

But now you're saying weird things and confusing me! Stop that!

[unexpectedboner]

I didn't say anything! Maybe you just had too many sloppy makeouts and forgot what you were doing.

[jinglebros]

Too many?! I've made out once while I was here! Once!

[ Uuuugh Santa makes a frustrated sound. ]

I shouldn't have anyway, I need to focus.

[unexpectedboner]

[chuckles]

You think there's gonna be some new problems?

[jinglebros]

Sure as fuck are.

[unexpectedboner]

Gamewise, I mean, not just in your sad personal life.

[jinglebros]

That's what I mean too. Also, shut the fuck up.

[unexpectedboner]

Truth hurts. You're not trying to break our deal, are you?

[jinglebros]

What the hell are you talking about?

[unexpectedboner]

You said all this stuff was about to get harder for you. So I'm asking if you're reordering your priorities now.

[jinglebros]

My first priority is Akane, you know that. Why would that fucking change?

[unexpectedboner]

You brought it up. I just figured I'd make sure.