[newlydead r2] day 6 - santa

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[at some point, probably by early afternoon, santa may decide to go find junpei for the meeting they've arranged... his dressing room door is cracked open and he is on the floor with his darkened tablet balanced on his outstretched legs, upper body leaned against the back wall, head drooped. cups and wrappers and chairs and discarded vests are scattered liberally in various states of crumpledness and there are some dents and stains on the walls in a way that could be a tantrum but could just be college boy. by the grace of god it doesn't smell too musty...yet.

he doesn't stir when santa approaches]

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[jinglebros]

I don't know. But she thinks highly of you, you know.

[unexpectedboner]

As a good target to mess with, maybe. I like her, though, I'm not interested in screwing her or anything.

[jinglebros]

Good. I'd kill you if you screwed my mom!

[unexpectedboner]

Geez, escalating things much? I didn't even make it to a hypothetical...

[jinglebros]

[ Santa just sticks his tongue out at him. ]

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[does the same, pulling down his eyelids and flaring his nostrils to boot]

[jinglebros]

[ Santa counters with a double middle finger flip off combo. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[]

thank u for my bikini shot for the day

[jinglebros]

[ Laughs finally. ]

Our meetings are clearly going to be the most mature.

the best part of waking up

[unexpectedboner]

Of course. We're responsible adults, aren't we?

[jinglebros]

Super responsible. Nothing we do is wrong or miscalculated at all.

[unexpectedboner]

What's there even to miscalculate? We've got all this.

[jinglebros]

That's right!

[ Santa offers his hand for a high five. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Drinks all around!

[goes for the high five]

[jinglebros]

Hell yeah, I could go for one right now.

[unexpectedboner]

Break time?

[jinglebros]

Break time!

[unexpectedboner]

Hallelujah. Let's get some drinks and deal with this later.

[jinglebros]

As long as we do deal with this later.

[unexpectedboner]

Sure, sure. Maybe we'll get lucky and things'll blow over. There's a first time for everything, right?

[jinglebros]

There's a difference between optimism and stupidity, Tenmyouji.

[unexpectedboner]

As I am reminded, constantly, thanks...

[jinglebros]

[ Santa pats him on the shoulder in fake consolation. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Urgh...

[jinglebros]

Shh, don't worry about it. Drink time.