[newlydead r2] day 6 - santa

[unexpectedboner]

[at some point, probably by early afternoon, santa may decide to go find junpei for the meeting they've arranged... his dressing room door is cracked open and he is on the floor with his darkened tablet balanced on his outstretched legs, upper body leaned against the back wall, head drooped. cups and wrappers and chairs and discarded vests are scattered liberally in various states of crumpledness and there are some dents and stains on the walls in a way that could be a tantrum but could just be college boy. by the grace of god it doesn't smell too musty...yet.

he doesn't stir when santa approaches]

Comments

[jinglebros]

Vote as planned for now. But I think we should decide our priorities when it comes to the group.

For example, I don't think we should give Lotus votes. Ever. Or if we do, too many votes.

[unexpectedboner]

[frowns, but nods]

She's definitely a wild card, and definitely pretty quick to decide stuff for us. She'll have to take care of herself.

What about Kyrie?

[jinglebros]

Kyrie's fine. We told her about the game and she hasn't even blabbed.

[unexpectedboner]

And when it comes down to her family against us?

[jinglebros]

She already promised me we're first priority.

I believe her.

[unexpectedboner]

Huh...

[jinglebros]

Her family isn't exactly peaches and cream. She doesn't want to see them die but she doesn't care about the final five, either. Hotel's the way to go there.

...I'm trusting you won't repeat this, and if you do, we'll have problems.

[unexpectedboner]

Of course not. Who would I even tell?

[jinglebros]

I don't know. But she thinks highly of you, you know.

[unexpectedboner]

As a good target to mess with, maybe. I like her, though, I'm not interested in screwing her or anything.

[jinglebros]

Good. I'd kill you if you screwed my mom!

[unexpectedboner]

Geez, escalating things much? I didn't even make it to a hypothetical...

[jinglebros]

[ Santa just sticks his tongue out at him. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[does the same, pulling down his eyelids and flaring his nostrils to boot]

[jinglebros]

[ Santa counters with a double middle finger flip off combo. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[]

thank u for my bikini shot for the day

[jinglebros]

[ Laughs finally. ]

Our meetings are clearly going to be the most mature.

the best part of waking up

[unexpectedboner]

Of course. We're responsible adults, aren't we?

[jinglebros]

Super responsible. Nothing we do is wrong or miscalculated at all.

[unexpectedboner]

What's there even to miscalculate? We've got all this.

[jinglebros]

That's right!

[ Santa offers his hand for a high five. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Drinks all around!

[goes for the high five]

[jinglebros]

Hell yeah, I could go for one right now.

[unexpectedboner]

Break time?

[jinglebros]

Break time!