[newlydead r2] day 8 - santa

[unexpectedboner]

[another morning in the murderstudio. announcements happen? probably? junpei's still holed up in his dressing room tho whoops]

Comments

[jinglebros]

You're right. [ Santa thinks about it, then nods, firmly. ] Yeah.

[unexpectedboner]

[nudges his shoulder, soft]

Of course I'm right. ...But the weapon thing still is gonna be a thing. Guess we should bring it up with the others, just in case.

[jinglebros]

Yeah. But I don't want them knowing who gave it to me.

Rosa's probably going to fucking press, though. She always does that shit.

[unexpectedboner]

She was so tight lipped about the bowling ball thing, she doesn't really have room to say much.

[jinglebros]

And yet... [ Santa runs a hand over his face. ] Christ.

[unexpectedboner]

[nudges him again]

After all the shit you pulled during the nonary game, I can't believe you can't stonewall or distract her long enough to get out of it.

[jinglebros]

[ He nudges back. ]

I can stonewall her. I'm just pissed about it.

[unexpectedboner]

Call her out first? Distraction, right?

[jinglebros]

On what?

[unexpectedboner]

Clumsiness? Ask her for self-defense tips? Run away?

[jinglebros]

[ Santa laughs at that last one. ]

Sounds legitimate.

[unexpectedboner]

Whatever works! Oh, you could try to get fresh with her!

[jinglebros]

Wow, no. Gross.

[unexpectedboner]

Bet it'd work.

[jinglebros]

And it'd be cheating.

[unexpectedboner]

All's fair in murdergames.

[jinglebros]

Not that!

[unexpectedboner]

You were the one saying you wanted to get out of it. Don't blame me for being helpful.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa shoves him lightly. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[pokes at his side]

[jinglebros]

[ Yelps and shoves again! ]

[unexpectedboner]

?

[pokes again, double pokes to be a dick]

[jinglebros]

[ Yelps more! ]

Stop thaaaaaat.

[unexpectedboner]

[does not, in fact, stop that]

Don't tell me you're ticklish.

[jinglebros]

Shut up! I'm not!

[ Totally is and tries to scoot away. ]