unexpectedboner | [newlydead r2] day 8

[another morning in the murderstudio. announcements happen? probably? junpei's still holed up in his dressing room tho whoops]

[scoots after]

You sure about that?

I'll kick your ass if you try to tickle me!

[ Santa is Alarmed ]

[leers, letting him scoot away though]

More like you'll shriek like a little girl. Nerd.

What the fuck are you looking at me like that for, that's really creepy. I'm not going to shriek like a girl!

Your face is creepy. So you'll shriek like a little boy instead?

I won't shriek at all! I'll punch you in the face.

Sure that's not an "and" statement, not an "or" one?

[ Santa waves a fist at him threateningly. ]

[waves a hand in surrender]

Fine, fine, I've been wounded enough already today so I'll let you off easy. Besides, sometimes knowledge is enough.

[ Santa puts his fist down, but keeps a wary look out. ]

You're going to use this knowledge against me eventually, aren't you, god.

Guess we'll have to wait and see!

Anyway, anything else we gotta think about before this meeting today?

Nope. Just keep checking that cut and we'll look at it again after.

Alright. We'd better get this over with, then. You've got some nosy MILFs to appease.