unexpectedboner | [newlydead r2] day 8

[another morning in the murderstudio. announcements happen? probably? junpei's still holed up in his dressing room tho whoops]

Clumsiness? Ask her for self-defense tips? Run away?

[ Santa laughs at that last one. ]

Sounds legitimate.

Whatever works! Oh, you could try to get fresh with her!

Wow, no. Gross.

Bet it'd work.

And it'd be cheating.

All's fair in murdergames.

Not that!

You were the one saying you wanted to get out of it. Don't blame me for being helpful.

[ Santa shoves him lightly. ]

[pokes at his side]

[ Yelps and shoves again! ]

?

[pokes again, double pokes to be a dick]

[ Yelps more! ]

Stop thaaaaaat.

[does not, in fact, stop that]

Don't tell me you're ticklish.

Shut up! I'm not!

[ Totally is and tries to scoot away. ]

[scoots after]

You sure about that?

I'll kick your ass if you try to tickle me!

[ Santa is Alarmed ]

[leers, letting him scoot away though]

More like you'll shriek like a little girl. Nerd.

What the fuck are you looking at me like that for, that's really creepy. I'm not going to shriek like a girl!

Your face is creepy. So you'll shriek like a little boy instead?

I won't shriek at all! I'll punch you in the face.

Sure that's not an "and" statement, not an "or" one?

[ Santa waves a fist at him threateningly. ]

[waves a hand in surrender]

Fine, fine, I've been wounded enough already today so I'll let you off easy. Besides, sometimes knowledge is enough.

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